Welcome to the First Whenever Snooze Crew™ Awards. These awards recognize distinguished service in the line of duty with a Snooze Point (how come there's no ™ for Snooze Points?) for the best post in each category. Without further ado, here's the winners:

Best "Jokin Around" post goes to vw bug for this bit of Tasteless humor.

Best "News & Notes" article is awarded to Diamond Dave for You Have Been Chosen.

The best "Snooze Button Dreams" post was a steal by Phin with A memo from the boss

Post that should have been left in the "Deferred" category goes to Rob P for With my apologies.

Best "Match That Quote" post goes to Victor for Match that quote, special Snooze Crew edition!

Best True Stories post (even though nobody shared. you bastards.) is awarded to Denise for The Great Lengths One Will Go To.

And in the special non-category categories the winners are:

Diamond Dave for "Best Suck-up" post with his entry SBD's Greatest Hits (according to Jim's fans).

"Best Use of Non-sexual Imagery in a Sexual Context" goes to Phin for It's travel time. Alternately, this could have won for "Greatest failure of a trackback party in the history of the blogosphere".

Last, and most certainly least, is the "Best Post Poking Fun at Jim", which is awarded to Phin for A letter home from Jim.

Thank you and good night!

PS - The Snooze Crew™ roll of honor has been preserved in the sidebar blogroll. Yay!