On the ride home yesterday my eye was caught by motion in the car to the right and a little bit in front of me. The passenger of said vehicle had just done a full head turn and was looking at me. The young, female passenger. Traffic separated us before I got more than a glance.
A minute or so later the traffic flow brought me back alongside them. This time driver and passenger both gave me a look. That's young, female driver and passenger. The young, female driver smiled. I smiled back and did the "Howdy" head nod. Traffic flow separated us again.
I know what you're thinking 'cause I was thinking the exact same thing. Visible booger, right? A quick check put the lie to that assumption. Next most obvious thing was to verify that I was indeed driving in my milk white mini-van. There's always the possibility I accidentally got into a Maserati when I left work and just hadn't realized. But no, I was definitely in the mini-van. Neither was I inadvertently shirtless, topped with messed up hair, nor obviously discolored by ink or food.
Traffic brought us alongside a couple more times until we both turned off in separate directions at the same intersection. Each time the girls would look over at me and the driver would have a big smile for me. With all other options eliminated I was forced to the only logical conclusion: I'm a hottie.
(Either that or they recognized me from the infamous cow pic.)
Dude, that happens to me all the time. I always assume they're laughing at me.
Oh, Sweetie. That's so cute. The truth is, women just do that to fuck with men's minds. Didn't you know that?
Plenty of p0rn0 movies start out that way. Or so Ive been told...
They could have been tripping too.
None of y'all are helping the old ego here.
Except maybe Clancy...
You are just too damn full of yourself.:-)
Maybe the booger was on your milk white van. Ever think of that?
Hubby said he saw a bumper sticker around town that said: "I'd Rather Be Blogging."
And we are DYING of curiosity. LOLLL
Gotta be the cow pic.
*snicker*
Awww James....I think your cute. But then again...I may be going thru some midlife crisis. I think any man that isn't bald or obese is worth a second look. There's not much to look at these days.
I like Helens answer though. So very true.
I've had that happen to me. I'm pretty sure they are either messing with my mind or making fun of me for something. Although I will play along in hopes they will flash me... it'll happen someday.
OH mannn, I'm so jealous. That kind of stuff never happens to me. I mean men staring, not women.
It just goes to prove that men can drive a van and women will still think they're hot.
Women drive a van and it screams asexual Mom person.
OK, maybe not all women. Maybe just me.