Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
May 03, 2005
I'm such a hottie
(Category: True Stories )

On the ride home yesterday my eye was caught by motion in the car to the right and a little bit in front of me. The passenger of said vehicle had just done a full head turn and was looking at me. The young, female passenger. Traffic separated us before I got more than a glance.

A minute or so later the traffic flow brought me back alongside them. This time driver and passenger both gave me a look. That's young, female driver and passenger. The young, female driver smiled. I smiled back and did the "Howdy" head nod. Traffic flow separated us again.

I know what you're thinking 'cause I was thinking the exact same thing. Visible booger, right? A quick check put the lie to that assumption. Next most obvious thing was to verify that I was indeed driving in my milk white mini-van. There's always the possibility I accidentally got into a Maserati when I left work and just hadn't realized. But no, I was definitely in the mini-van. Neither was I inadvertently shirtless, topped with messed up hair, nor obviously discolored by ink or food.

Traffic brought us alongside a couple more times until we both turned off in separate directions at the same intersection. Each time the girls would look over at me and the driver would have a big smile for me. With all other options eliminated I was forced to the only logical conclusion: I'm a hottie.

(Either that or they recognized me from the infamous cow pic.)

Posted by Jim | Permalink
Comments

Dude, that happens to me all the time. I always assume they're laughing at me.

Posted by: Paul at May 3, 2005 12:55 PM

Oh, Sweetie. That's so cute. The truth is, women just do that to fuck with men's minds. Didn't you know that?

Posted by: Helen at May 3, 2005 02:58 PM

Plenty of p0rn0 movies start out that way. Or so Ive been told...

Posted by: Clancy at May 3, 2005 03:09 PM

They could have been tripping too.

Posted by: shank at May 3, 2005 03:10 PM

None of y'all are helping the old ego here.

Except maybe Clancy...

Posted by: Jim at May 3, 2005 03:13 PM

You are just too damn full of yourself.:-)

Posted by: LW at May 3, 2005 03:36 PM

Maybe the booger was on your milk white van. Ever think of that?

Posted by: Pam at May 3, 2005 04:48 PM

Hubby said he saw a bumper sticker around town that said: "I'd Rather Be Blogging."

And we are DYING of curiosity. LOLLL

Gotta be the cow pic.

*snicker*

Posted by: Margi at May 3, 2005 06:19 PM

Awww James....I think your cute. But then again...I may be going thru some midlife crisis. I think any man that isn't bald or obese is worth a second look. There's not much to look at these days.

I like Helens answer though. So very true.

Posted by: Tiffani at May 3, 2005 07:51 PM

I've had that happen to me. I'm pretty sure they are either messing with my mind or making fun of me for something. Although I will play along in hopes they will flash me... it'll happen someday.

Posted by: Contagion at May 4, 2005 09:16 AM

OH mannn, I'm so jealous. That kind of stuff never happens to me. I mean men staring, not women.

It just goes to prove that men can drive a van and women will still think they're hot.

Women drive a van and it screams asexual Mom person.

OK, maybe not all women. Maybe just me.

Posted by: Boudicca at May 4, 2005 05:49 PM
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