Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
April 22, 2005
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
(Category: True Stories )

The Good: I had a conference call about the project I went to Denver for. At the end of the call I received kudos from two Senior VPs and the Product Owner. It's a good thing I don't normally wear a hat because there's no way it would fit right now.

The Bad: Remember The History of Sales and Technology? A meeting earlier today took that it one step further.

Cave Salesman: And by the way, we'll need that club perfectly balanced.

Cave Techguy: Perfect balance? You're talking about technology we don't even have yet!

Cave Salesman: What's so hard about balancing a club?

Cave Techguy: Well to get perfect balance on a club I'm going to have to invent the lathe and to get a lathe I have to invent gears and to get gears I have to invent the freaking wheel. You're talking about technology that we are three generations away from!

Cave Salesman: Okay, as long as I get the club by Tuesday.

The Ugly: My email inbox is bloated like Michael Moore at an all you can eat Twinkiefest.

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Comments

I'm truly glad to hear that you are doing so well in the new company. That's just great!

Posted by: RP at April 22, 2005 02:39 PM

I'm starting to think we may work for the same company. Except your sales reps seem to at least know what your product is. Ours just keep agreeing with prospects and making promises until they close the deal; then it's not their problem any more.

Posted by: phin at April 22, 2005 11:50 PM
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