Ok, fine, I'll stop with the French.

Do you ever wonder what people are thinking when they steal someone's cellphone and then stick it up their vagina? Yeah, I do, I also wonder what happens next... do they then whistle to try and cover up the *bring* from their no-no region?

What were they going to do once they got home with the thing, were they going to use it to call their friends? Sell it? Give it as a gift? Let their friends borrow it and then say "You're talking into my twat!" then laugh hysterically?

I could probably go on for hours in this vein, but I'll let someone post, and just sign off saying "Happy Snoozebob Day!".

Oh, I almost forgot the inevitable whoring