Snooze Button Dreams
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March 24, 2005
Bloody earworms
(Category: Snooze Button Dreams )

Well, she was just 17, You know what I mean,

Earworms are nasty little buggers. Those snippets of songs that invade your conciousness and simply will not leave.

And the way she looked was way beyond compare.

I woke up with one today and no matter what I try it won't leave me alone.

So how could I dance with another (ooh)

That's not unusual though. There's really only one surefire method of getting rid of an earworm.

And I saw her standin’ there.

Most people think that you need to replace it with something else. You know, concentrate on a different topic or song or flying yellow elephant or what have you.

Well she looked at me, and i, I could see

That doesn't actually work though because an earworm is a sentient creature. If you attack it straight on it will simply morph into whatever you are trying to replace it with and then that will be the form the earworm takes.

That before too long I’d fall in love with her.

I have no desire to think of flying yellow elephants all day so I'm not falling into that trap.

She wouldn’t dance with another (whooh)

No, the way to get rid of an earworm is to tempt it into another host. Set somebody else up for earworm habitation and it will likely leave you to invade this fresh mind.

And I saw her standin’ there.

It's not always easy to set somebody up though. An alert person is naturally resistant to an earworm. That's why they prefer to work through the subconsious.

Well, my heart went boom,

I guess that explains why I usually get them when my concious mind is inactive, like when I'm sleeping or watching a typical sit-com.

When I crossed that room,

I've found a few good ways to "pass the worm", as they say.

And I held her hand in mine...

Humming the earworm in the elevator works really well.

Whoah, we danced through the night,

Another way is to engage the victim in conversation and come at the worm from the side. "Hey, what was that song from that hair band you used to like? The one about pouring sugar?"

And we held each other tight,

That can often backfire though. Even when they catch the worm from you there's a high tendency that they'll inadverdently mention another worm-worthy tune while reminiscing and in your weakened state you'll pick right up on it.

And before too long I fell in love with her.

So I avoid that method except as a last resort.

Now I’ll never dance with another (whooh)

I'll tell you my little secret. The absolute best way to pass on an earworm...

Since I saw her standing there

Is through a blog post.

Posted by Jim | Permalink
Comments

You're an evil man, Jim.

BTW, I think I should get a point for being first to comment here. heh.

Posted by: Boudicca at March 24, 2005 09:55 AM

I'll pay a point to get rid of an earworm and since it's gone my plot must have worked its way over to you. Congrats on your entry to the big game!

There's still two point opportunities open, too. Just check out the nifty points section on the sidebar.

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2005 10:43 AM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

Llama, llama, duck

Posted by: Harvey at March 24, 2005 02:12 PM

Wait! I got a point?! Yee haa!!!

Posted by: Boudicca at March 25, 2005 12:51 AM

Now that is insidious... I like it. Never heard the term earworm for it, but it is very fitting.

Posted by: Ethne at March 25, 2005 08:14 AM

How 'bout a contest on earworms? I got some pretty nasty ones...

Posted by: diamond dave at March 25, 2005 08:38 AM

Earworms are the soundtrack to your life. If you've got an earworm you don't like...it's sayin' something. I don't know what, but it's sayin' something.

Posted by: Victor at March 25, 2005 01:51 PM

My natural ignorance of pop culture has insulated me from your nefarious plot. I have no idea what song that is, but you should hear my coworkers scream when I flounce through singing, "Bada da da daaa I'm lovin' it!"

Posted by: Trey Givens at March 25, 2005 08:55 PM
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