Hooray!

Wishing you many more. ;)

You should celebrate. Have you facialed someone today yet?

Not yet, no. But the day is young!

You remember the day you started masterbating? That's, uh, impressive. :) Happy Manniversary!

It was a defining moment. Like finding my long-lost twin.

"Manniversary"...ooh, I like that!

You are REALLY discusting!:-P

It IS impressive that you remembered the day.

Let's give the man a hand!

We're all pulling for another 23 years!

Swallow your pride and just admit-it's a toss up!

(Dude. Someone had to do it.)

So sorry-I just googled "slang for masturbation" that had the very best euphemism I have ever heard in my life:

"Date my palm".

Oh yeah. I'm still laughing in an entirely immature way.

Helen wins! I'm not sure what the contest was but that entry is going to be hard to beat.

(ba-dum-pah)

My favortie euphamism is "Dusting the duvet". It sounds so classy.

My favorite has always been "punching the clown". It always makes me giggle because deep down I am a 12 year old boy.

Happy Handiversary, J-Snooze.

There is no way I could possibly be forced to recall when I discovered the whole palm dating thing. I mean - yeah, I discovered it and all, but I don't remember much about the when... 11, 12 - who knows??? How can you possibly remember this?

Yeah, there has GOT to be a story here, Jim.
No one really remembers the exact date they discovered self-love!

I'm going to say true (whatever happened to that?)

"Choking the monkey" or "Taming the one-eyed blue-viened monster" are two personal favs. It's interesting you remember your first time. Was it good for you, too?

I quote the cousin who apears to favor "spanking the monkey"....

LOL! Happy Manniversary