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March 14, 2005
I made it out alive!
(Category: Other People's Stuff )

Yet another reason why I do so seriously kick ass. When the zombie invasion comes I'll be a survivor.

Flock to me children, I will lead you to salvation. Or at least a relatively brain-free diet.

Official Survivor!
You scored 65%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 90% on survivalpoints.

The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test

(Hat tip to A Small Victory)

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Comments

I scored a measely 56%---I'm not sure if it is because I kept trying to save people, or because I'm lucky to know which end of the gun you point...okay, I'm really not that bad, but I have never handled one before.

Posted by: Rachel Ann at March 14, 2005 10:40 AM

63% - I survived too... I probably lost points trying to save the idiots on the rooftop.

Posted by: Clancy at March 14, 2005 11:32 AM

89 percent. And 98 within my demo. Apparently I *am* smarter than the average, zombie-chased bear.

Posted by: Kenny at March 14, 2005 12:14 PM

Okay, I'm calling Kenny for my team.

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2005 12:16 PM

Holy shit. I whupped Kenny's ass. That's after I left him for dead with the zombies, that is. I kid you not-I scored 99%. I can't believe it. I'm a pacifist, for God's sake.

99%.

Hmm. Means all those anger issues are still deep in there, anyway.

Posted by: Helen at March 14, 2005 01:18 PM

Sorry, Kenny. You're out. Helen's in.

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2005 01:21 PM

I scored an 93% survival rate and 99% better than anyone in my age/sex. Nice.

Posted by: The Webwench at March 14, 2005 03:53 PM

Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 84%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most
of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and
when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you
did, you'd probably do just fine.


My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on survivalpoints

Posted by: Holly at March 14, 2005 04:15 PM

I got 99% for survival points but only scored 56% .
I recommend not searching anymore bodies...what could they possibly have that I'd want? Money? chewing gum?

It was a virus wasn't it?

Posted by: Mutinousdoug at March 14, 2005 06:02 PM

58%. Probably because I care too much for others and would try and rescue them rather than see them become zombie food. Plus, the only firearm I'm competent with is a shotgun. Good for splattering zombie heads, though...

Posted by: diamond dave at March 14, 2005 10:41 PM

77% - arm me & take me along :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 16, 2005 11:22 PM
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