Of a website, I mean. According to Organic HTML, that is. See?

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Lovely Wife's site is elegant and tall, with stylish accents. Hmmm...that's a pretty accurate description.

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And mine? Well, it's a bit short with a rather prominent phallic element. Damned accurate, this thing is.

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(Hat tip to Tre, who'll be on my blogroll whenever I get around to updating it.)