September 10, 2004
Did you miss me?
(Category:
True Stories
)
Then you're probably either leading too much or you are jerking the trigger. Squeeze it slowly.
Yes, I do realize just how naughty "jerking the trigger" and "squeeze it slowly" sound. I'm like that.
Anyway, we went to the Yellow Daisy Festival at Stone Mountain yesterday. Biggest arts & crafts show in Georgia. 450+ vendors, yadda, yadda, yadda. Me and 5 cops may have been the only males there out of the 10,000 people in attendance. I swear it was worse than a Sarah McLachlan concert. I was on my best behavior but occasionally I would tremble and collapse into a fetal position, just to be on the safe side.
Good times. Good times.
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Every time I read this, I think one thing:
"Dude NEEDS a job."
Because until you get another one, such outings will figure regularly on your calendar.
Hee hee!
Yeah, I went to Lilith Fair some years back.
It was all women.
Oh, and a handful of gay men.
I saw a straight guy at one point, and I started to point him out.
"Look, there's a straight guy! He...oh no, wait. Um...nope, they got him."
He never stood a chance.
Good times, huh?
Ain't we lucky we got 'em...
Okay, feel free to deduct points if that one was too lame.