Kinda like the Vagina Monologues and just as ghey.

Fade in:
Jim standing up on stage Green Violets Kareoke Bar.

"So I just flew in from Georgia and boy are my arms tired"

"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. "

Jim, reaches for his JD on the rocks that is sitting on the stool next to him and slams it back.

"Ok folks for my next song I'm going to be doing 'Afternoon Delight
' by Starland Vocal Band "

Heckler: "For the love of God No"

Jim: Shut up. Are you on stage? No!

"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight!"

Heckler: (yelling) THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

Jim, takes his empty glass and throws it at the heckler.

Heckler: OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

Jim: And now for the next piece....

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