August 12, 2004
Bill is a genius
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His IQ test results rated him at 147. This isn't surprising as there are several acupressure points for increased mental acuity located inside the anus and he has been having his nethers probed with frightening regularity.
UPDATE: My own results show an IQ of 152 so I'm officially retracting the butt probe explanation.
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I'm sure it's ballpark accurate, but with only 38 questions, I'm a little dubious.
I would think a good, comprehensive test would be AT LEAST 100 questions.
The ASVAB is 200.
When I first read Bills post I simply took his word for it and thought - hey, Bill's a genius.
Then I read yours, and your update and I was finally motivated to try the test myself.
In conclusion I have discovered that Bill is smart, but he's no genius. *I* scored a 152 and I know my IQ isn't quite that high. Close, but no cigar.
Perhaps your original theory explains Bills "low" score...
Dang, I just took it and realized I need a good deal more "back-door" action. Guess I'll go out after all tonight. And try it again tomorrow. *sigh*