OK, Dad, now can Kim DuToit come over and play?

I'm warning you for the last time. Step away from the sprinkler or the flower gets it!

"Yellow snow training device."

There was so much pee in the kiddies pool that even the water pistol turned yellow.

There ain't enough room this pool for the two of us.

Take that stupid tree that drops leaves in the pool.

The social worker approached the shirtless boy. "Just take one more step, pretty boy..."

Not to try to influence it or anything, but both Tiffany and Spirit Fingers made me crack up. In a good way, of course.

This is all I could come up with - yes it's taken me this long...

Mom....dad's up in the tree again...should I shoot em'? Is that a thumbs up?

Ok that was dumb. I know...I know.

Still up for points?

Full Metal Jacket.

"This is my rifle, this is my gun..." Ah, never mind