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July 29, 2004
I like my faggots a bit rare.
(Category: True Stories )

From Helen comes a delightfully British item about the Doody family. Seems they've just been named The Faggot Family of Britain.

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of ... faggots.

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

"...all too often the faggot is left off [the national] list," said Janet Doody.

Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were British ... long before any of the others.

"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

Some little known facts:

  1. Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages

  2. Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle

  3. Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide

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Comments

"mushy peas"? Now, that's just gross....

Posted by: Susie at July 29, 2004 01:53 PM

Jim - I'm not sure you want the traffic the apparent google-baited post will generate...

Speakin’ of… Any pimpin emails lately?

Posted by: Clancy at July 29, 2004 01:54 PM

It's not Googlebaiting, I'm really that immature! It's true, just ask Lovely Wife.

The pimps are getting out of control. More on that tomorrow (hopefully - no promises on when posts will happen will be kept for the near future).

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2004 02:17 PM

I like mine smeared with chocolate.

What?

Posted by: Trey Givens at July 29, 2004 09:32 PM

I like mine boxed and shaken...
???

Posted by: LW at July 29, 2004 10:32 PM

Oddly enough I had Faggots, chips and peas last night.

My mum was most upset as her mushy peas didn't (and for the record, taking wet peas and sticking them in the food processor does not make them mushy ... it makes them gross!)

Another interesting point is that Brains (the makers of the finest faggots in the world) recently went into recievership ... I can't think why, one would have thought "Brains' Faggots" would sell like hot cakes!

Posted by: Robert at July 30, 2004 07:26 AM

They should have branched out and sold hot cakes too. When you sell hot cakes they always sell like hot cakes. Even if you don't sell a damn one of them they're still selling like hot cakes by definition!

Yeah, hot cakes are the business to be in, I tell you what.

Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2004 07:33 AM
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