May 21, 2004
Michael Moore is back on my Christmas list!
(Category:
True Stories
)
I've finally found the perfect gift for him. And under $20 too!
The “Mind Molester” produces a one-second electronic chirp about once every 4 minutes. Due to the chirp’s duration, frequency, and sound characteristics, it’s a very, very difficult, time-consuming, frustrating and maddening task to locate the unit. And even if they find it, they’ll have no idea what it is. The number of effective locations to plant the “Mind Molester” is limited only by your imagination. Of course, this device is for use on deserving subjects only.
I wonder if there's a discount for bulk purchases...
(Hat tip to Dopple-G)
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Lovely thought... so many tempting uses.
Bit pricey, though.
that's pure eeeeevil.
That's vintage Vonnegut. Read his short story “Harrison Bergeron”. Then see if you can find any irony whatsoever in your post.
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