Long-time readers might recall my penchant for jotting down topics to write about later. When an idea gets into my head I'll just note a few key elements and those will allow me to recall the thought process and gist of what I was thinking at a later time. It doesn't always work.
While reviewing my notepad here at work I found a few lines in one corner of a back page that are an obvious topic note to myself but I can't recall what the hell I was thinking. (Therefore the title of this post! See how it's all coming together?)
Here is the note, reproduced in all its glory:
"Hit the head"Ozymandias
smack his head
Long Meeting
have to pee
Why is the first line in quotes? Was I looking for etymology of the phrase? What did the King of Kings have to do with Navy bathrooms? Why is he smacking his head. Or is that a command to smack Ozy in the noggin? The last two lines seem to go well together until I tell you that in Jim shorthand that capitalization is for a reason so "Long Meeting" is a title.
Can anybody put these together into cogent (or amusing) form?
I can' t put them together for you, but I have them too! I make a note of them in my mobile phone, and then later write about it.
I can try to help you out, if you can help me out with "prostitution vouchers".
I have no idea.
I can tell you-when I wrote that one, alcohol was involved.
I'm not sure what a "prostitution voucher" would be but I like the sound of it. That reminds me of "blowjob coupons". If you can remove the label from a beer bottle perfectly intact it's a valid blowjob coupon that your S/O is obligated to accept.
The much smaller label on the neck of the bottle is for handjobs.
Blow one get one free? Heh