If so, get yer arse over to American Digest pronto. Gerard is auctioning off 8 hours of line editing / feedback / workshop / you name it. Gerard has 30 years of experience with authors like Steve King, R. Crumb, Harlan Ellison, Andre Dubus, and Robert Fulghum. He has edited magazines like Earth Magazine, Viva Magazine, Omni Magazine and Penthouse (so he'll even do your amateur porn!). He's an accomplished author in his own right as well as a ghost author for others.

This is a $1600 plus value and bidding starts at only $200. If you have a dream of becoming a professional author you need this. This is like skipping the first three tiers of interference and getting right to the person who makes your work work correctly. And he'll tell you what doesn't work and help you to fix it, too!

Oh, would you look at that...I got so excited about the auction I forgot to mention that it's for the Spirit of America! Yup, Gerard is auctioning off 8 hours of his life to help the Victory Coalition raise money. Is that awesome or what?

So get over there and toss on a bid.