Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
April 15, 2004
Counseling
(Category: Snooze Button Dreams )

Lovely Wife and I went to relationship counseling once. Our "facilitator" seemed likable enough and our session started out pretty well. At one point she said something along the lines of "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." She then asked me if I could name Lovely Wife's favorite flower.

I leaned over, feeling very confident, touched Lovely Wife's arm gently and whispered, "Self-Rising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story is not pleasant.

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Comments

ROFL!!! This is why I love men...their thinking processes are so--um, interesting....

Posted by: Susie at April 15, 2004 11:18 AM

Self-Rising actually is my favorite. It's one of the secret ingredients in my Deadly Double Chocolate Cookies.

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2004 11:26 AM

Bwahahahaha. Thanks, i needed that.

Posted by: tommy at April 15, 2004 11:30 AM

Rolling on the floor with Susie.

... uh, laughing, that is...

... not that I'd mind... eh. Skip it. I won't go there.

Posted by: Harvey at April 15, 2004 02:10 PM

Deadly?
Double Chocolate??
*this* bears investigation . . .

Posted by: Claire at April 15, 2004 08:22 PM

I sense another chocophile's presence. I'll see if I can whip up a batch and post a story/recipe in the near future. Baking's usually reserved for weekends and this weekend I'll be a hundred miles away from my stove but perhaps next weekend will offer the opportunity. Stay tuned!

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2004 09:07 PM

Hilarious!! We men just don't understand our women, do we? Reminds me of the time I sold an old text book of my wife's because she didn't really need it - I had another one that covered the same subject and mine was more up-to-date. Nobody needs two books like that, right? Wrong, this one had lots of sentimental value and I lost whatever sentimental value I had in her eyes that day.

Posted by: David Wayne at April 16, 2004 12:57 AM

Sentimental value in a textbook? Yeah, I would have flunked that one too.

Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2004 05:25 AM

I'll bet the relationship counsellor had never heard that one before. Plus he/she would be marking you two down in the "long term therapy" column. Actually probably just you. As if any man understands the difference between self-raising and the other kind.

Still, it's funny and good enough to steal as my own one day remember.

Posted by: Simon at April 16, 2004 06:20 AM

I wonder...where was I?Oh gosh...was that the time I totally blacked out in anger?
:-)

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