...since we moved to Georgia, are our kids going to grow up to be whitetrash or rednecks? And then Bear will say something like what he said at dinner last night:

"When I get bigger I'm going to be a daddy. I'm going to be in charge. Cordelia will do what I tell her because she likes me and she's going to marry me."

And I realize that the answer is of course "rednecks".

Fear not, gentle readers. Immediately following that statement, Lovely Wife interrogated the lad further and he recanted the statement. Cordelia's still going to marry him but they'll be sharing authority.