Did you ever have one of those times when you've got to take a leak super bad to the point where you can feel your bladder being constricted by your other organs and you finally get to the bathroom and drop trou as you get into position and you do the one armed lean in anticipation of the unbelievable satisfaction you are about to receive and you cut loose and sigh as the stream of urine cuts into the water like a Bali cliff diver and that delicious sound echoes about you but then you realize that despite these wonderful sensations you are experiencing the one critical one that you are not feeling is the sensation of having to urinate decreasing even the slightest iota and this strikes you as perplexing because how can you still feel like you have to take a piss while you're in the middle of pissing but then it hits you like a thunderclap.
You are asleep.
You are dreaming of peeing because the urge to pee is so bad it is invading your dreams.
And then you jolt awake in a horrific panic knowing, just KNOWING, that you are going to be laying in a pool of urine but thankfully the sheets are dry and the relief that washes over you quickly fades as you realize that your waking up in time on this particular occasion is no guarantee that you will wake up in time on future occasions and that maybe, just maybe, God really does have a sense of humor and this is his little finger in the ribs method to tell you that you'd better shape up or next time is going to be an even bigger relief but not in the way this one was.
No? Me neither.
Well obviously don't ever do that but I have a friend who has experianced just that ... a friend who is definitely and in no way me ... at all
Reminds me of a funny story that happened years ago. I was drunk and crashed at a friend's place. I had a dream that I urinated in his closet. I woke up terrified, convinced that I had peed all over my friend's clothes. I hurried to the closet and got on my hands and knees feeling around and sniffing deeply. It was dry and clean. Thank God it was a dream or else I'm sure my friend would have thoroughly kicked my ass.
I can't say that's ever happened to me, but you paint a powerful image in words.
Rob...I think it would be funny if your friend notice you on your hands and knees sniffing around in his closet. Now that's a visual.
Honest to God. My husband has peed the bed a couple of times. Thank the Lord that it never seeped close to me. I would have to kill him. But, I'm sure that I'd get away with murder because the judge would be sympathetic. What??? he peed on you. Your free.
I stumbled accross the original post by Jim whle searching "wet dreams" on the internet. I'm 40 years old, and I haven't had any kind of a dream in a very long time, but I'd really love to. Is there any way to force your self to have some kind of a wet dream- either peeing or ejaculating?
Dale
For wet dreams see this post. For regular dreams I imagine that the best way to achieve one is to enter an altered mind state. Start a new hobby that has your grey matter fired up. Play chess. Get obsessive over a video game (Civilization III worked well for me). Stress is a great dream maker as are vivid experiences. See some movies on a big screen. Down some booze and a couple Tylenol PMs when you set down for the evening.
Remember that you are dreaming every night, it's just that you are not remembering your dreams. To get more exciting dreams do more exciting things.
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