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March 17, 2004
Buy My Vote!
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Just how valuable is a single vote? Let's find out!

I am offering up my vote in the next general election to the highest bidder. This includes the Presidential race as well as any Congressional, Senatorial, State, County and Local elections, and any ammendments or resolutions that appear on my ballot. Items that are not on the ballot may also be included and I will think about those unavailable choices with simulated regret while voting for actual ballot items.

The above are offered up for sale in a mixed auction right on this very site. If you wish to bid silently you may send an email to votebid@jpeacock.net. If you would like to bid publicly you may do so right here in the comments to this post. Bidding rules are:

  1. You may bid as many times as you wish.

  2. Bid increments will be a minimum of $1.00.

  3. All bids are in US Dollars.

  4. Offers of goods or services will be accepted in lieu of cash. Auctioneer will be the sole arbiter of the cash value of goods or services offered. You may contact the auctioneer to receive an assessed value before bidding with goods or services or just go for it and the auctioneer will post the assessed value when he gets around to it.

  5. Bidders will not refer to themselves in the third person. Third person personal referral is reserved solely for the auctioneer.

  6. 3rd party goods or services may not be offered. For example, you may not bid "Sex with Kate Beckinsale" unless you yourself are Kate Beckinsale.

  7. If you are Kate Beckinsale and you bid "Sex with Kate Beckinsale" you win.

  8. Bid entry must include at least a Presidential vote choice and may include selections for all ballot choices available in Lawrenceville, Georgia.

  9. Bids will be accepted through the end of the auction. Auction will end at some random point in the future when the humor potential of this post has petered out.

  10. Hehehe. I said "petered". That was cool.

Good luck and may the wealthiest person with the loosest morals win!

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Comments

Sex with Kate Beckinsale

*giggle*

Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at March 17, 2004 09:37 AM

Oh and Trey Givens for President!

Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at March 17, 2004 09:37 AM

Nice try, Trey. That was fast I wasn't expecting to get a fake Kate entry until Harvey read the post.

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2004 09:41 AM

$50k

My Dearest Jonny for President

Posted by: Teresa Hines Kerry at March 17, 2004 02:53 PM

I am offering up my vote in the next general election to the highest bidder.

You're kidding. You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding before I have to take a Valium.

Posted by: ilyka at March 17, 2004 05:54 PM

Is this legal? And would you take citizenship in other countries and offer your vote in those countries too?

Posted by: Simon at March 18, 2004 01:05 AM

Legal? Well, it's taking a basic citizen's right and using it to make a profit (or sex with Kate Beckinsale). No, I doubt that it's in any way legal.

I'd be more than happy to take citizenship elsewhere in order to sell my vote. That would be a side sale from the auction and the price would have to cover any costs involved. English speaking countries would be much preferred.

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2004 06:04 AM

No, really. I'm Kate Beckinsale and I will have sex with anyone who pledges their vote to that adorable and charming homo, Trey Givens.

He is very smart and cute and I think he would make the best president ever. So, vote for him!

Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at March 22, 2004 03:59 PM

Oh. Well then. I guess that finishes it then, what? Kate, just give me a ring and we'll work on your deliverables.

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2004 04:09 PM

That Kate Beckinsale is such a sweetheart to do that for me.

Really, though. Kate, I can't let you do that. It's my election campaign, not yours.

Instead, Jim, take me.

Posted by: Trey Givens at March 22, 2004 08:23 PM

Now don't you go there, Trey Givens! I'm already half converted when you talk economics. You keep this up and I'll be switching polarity and nobody wants that. You start getting guys to switch teams during the campaign and you'll have the righties all terrified of your gay powers.

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2004 08:55 PM

Well, did you hear? I'm switching to the other other side now. The Good Doctor says I can smooch girls all I want!

WOOHOO!

Posted by: Trey Givens at March 24, 2004 04:42 PM

Darn you, Trey Givens! I'll get you if it's the last thing I dooooooooooo!!

Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2004 07:07 PM

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