More than just an exercise in existentialism, it's also a direct question for the Googlegods. Just what is Jim anyway?

jim is wrong
Frequently. Constantly. Currently.

jim is tired and formulaic
Okay, so content has been a bit spotty quality-wise lately. Give me a break here! I've been busy.

jim is seeking public input on matters affecting all cheshire
Because I am very concerned about matters affecting Cheshire.

jim is all confused
I'm getting there.

jim is a gold top hero
That's right, baby. I'm way better than posers like Batman and Spiderman.

jim is on the right
It often seems this way but realistically I'm center/neutral. Lower case "l" libertarian even.

jim is getting the word out
Oh, they heard about my other site.

jim is a comic mastermind
Oh, stop. I'm blushing now. Although I can't argue with that assessment.

jim is not "obligated" to do anything
Yeah! So take that sideways along with your "tired and formulaic" crack!

jim is my brother
I ain't heavy either.

jim is out of luck since we're going to stay on this tangent
I think the readers are the ones who are out of luck here. Let's wrap this up soon, m'kay?

jim is hardly just now in the requisite trim to sit on his pegasus fairly; besides
What? I need a diet or something? I haven't heard my pegasus complaining. Besides.

jim is coming to town
I'm going to beat Santa by a good 8 months plus. I know if you've been bad or good. Y'all can guess which ones I'm interested in. Heh.

jim is basically "the american dream" and he is the only realsitic character in the play
Well, judging by who married me I'd be better classified as "the German dream".

jim is bringing you romance
Or at least censored erotica at a minimum.

jim is amazing
Flattery will get you everywhere.

jim is available for stud service
Just don't tell Lovely Wife.

(Borrowed fair und square from LeeAnn)