Caption contest!
(Stolen from Speedscape)
RESULTS:
This was a riot. 17 contestants and a load of decent belly laughs among the submissions. Thanks for participating and congrats to the winners!
1st place (10 points)
Senator Kerry is told Howard Dean is re-entering the race. - Simon
2nd place (5 points)
GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW! - Tiffani
3rd place (2 points)
The power of GEE-ZUS commands you! - Susie
Honorable Mention (no points but a cheery hi-oh and a good day chap!)
The circle of life ended when Kerry dropped the baby lion. - tommy
Allegations of John Kerry's french-ness were proven today with this shot of the girlie-man attempting to catch an American football. - Clancy
POINTS: Hell, yeah. One point goes into the pool for each person who submits a caption and they'll be distributed 60/30/10 to the top 3 captioners. (So if 10 people submitted, the #1 caption would get 6 points, the #2 would get 3 and the #3 would get 1.)
Enter as many captions as you'd like.
NOT THE FACE, NO NOT THE FACE...Shit there goes the botox.
All I can think of when I see this is:
GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW!
The power of GEE-ZUS commands you!
I missed the ball, and it's all Bush's fault! If he hadn't pre-emptively and unilaterally thrown the ball, I wouldn't be in this embarrassing situation that reveals how encredibly dorky I am!
This never happened when I served in Vietnam
Allegations of John Kerry's french-ness were proven today with this shot of the girlie-man attempting to catch an American football.
John Kerry celebrates the invention of "talkies".
Frankenkerry shows off his moves during rehersals for a remake of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.
The circle of life ended wheh Kerry dropped the baby lion.
"I swear if Kerry does his '2K3 Panthers Superbowl performance' impression again, he's going down."
-John Edwards (D)-NC
In a moment that horrified SPCA representatives, Senator John Kerry lost control of his pet gerbil Dubya. Fortunately a group of west coast spelunkers who were at the campaign sight assisted in safely recovering Dubya and allowing Kerry to continue his campaign efforts without the distraction of a lost pet looming on his mind.
On this issue I have made my position perfectly clear. Footballs should be caught with eyes open.
While trying to emulate his hero, John F Kennedy, by playing a little football in full view of the press, John Kerry came to the startling revelation that he's really much more of a "paper football" guy.
With the Texas Soul Choir singing onstage, Kerry tries to get in touch with his soul and let's the healing begin.
I got to, got to, got to try a little TENDERNESS!
I was mis-led as to the location of the ball.
When elected to office I will recall all our balls from Iraq.
Oh, What A FEELING!!!
If I catch this ball I win the election
If I catch this ball I win the election
If I catch this ball I win the election
ew ew ew ew EWWWWWW
"Missed it by that much"
as will go the election in November...
Aaiiiiiiiowwwww!!!! (doing his best Dean Scream)
(Tacky theft: http://imao.us/sound/deanscream.wav )
Get off me, Smeagol!
Senator Kerry is told Howard Dean is re-entering the race.
10 points! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!
Yay!! :)
I found it interesting that the media didn't jump all over this pic and they didn't jump all over Kerry when wiped out on his snow ski's (blaming it on the secret service guy he ran into) or when he wiped out on his 10 speed (on an open paved road no less). He's even earned the nickname 'Lurch' from some Democrat rivals.
Yet, for some reason the media seemed to think that Bush's bike crash during a 16 mile mountain bike ride (over rough terrain) was newsworthy enough to run for 4 days straight.
GG liberal bias.
HI,
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY INFO. ON THE ORIGON OF THE JOHN KERRY FOOTBALL PHOTO??? I A INTERETSED IN USING IT BUT HAVE SOME CONCERNS ON COPYWRIGHT LAW.
ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
SCOTT
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