You'll hear about this in 3 days everywhere else.

That terrible bathroom policy in that New Jersey school that's being commented on all over the blogosphere? The one nobody except me and the readers of ZeroIntelligence.net new about when it popped up on Monday? The one that is finally getting press today?

Well, it was changed on Tuesday. Everybody is commenting and reporting on a 2 day dead phantom. Boo-ya! I win! (Happy Dance)

The policy limited students' in-class bathroom trips to 15 per month, with another 15 trips for locker visits and other assorted uses. However, the school administration announced a change late in the day Tuesday, and now students will be permitted to leave class 30 times per month for any reason.

Take THAT Opinion Journal!

If Mr.Taranto should happen to read this post I would just like to explain that by "Take THAT Opinion Journal!" I really mean that I love your work and read it every day and one day I aspire to such greatness.