The Scene: Dopple-G and I are eating lunch and discussing the 7 year old who was suspended for saying 'hell'.
Dopple-G: You've got to be a little nervous about stuff like this, right? I mean, Bear's about to enter the vaunted public school system.
Me: Yeah, it's a definite concern.
Dopple-G: But he doesn't have a potty mouth, right?
Me: Nah. In fact, he does a good job keeping Lovely Wife and I straight. He does play The Butt Game with me though.
Dopple-G: The But Game?
Me: No. The 'Butt' Game. Butt, as in 'ass'.
Dopple-G: What's The Butt Game?
Me: Sort of like The Dozens, for pre-schoolers. You call each other Butt-something.
Dopple-G: Butt-something?
Me: Yeah. I might call him a Butt Table and then he'll come back by calling me a Butt Chair.
Dopple-G: Those are pretty lame.
Me: Well it's generally 'Butt' plus the next thing that you see.
Dopple-G: You're a Butt Conference Table.
Me: Nope. That would be Butt Table.
Dopple-G: But it's a conference table.
Me: Doesn't matter. Brevity is the goal, you Butt Socket.
Dopple-G: So how would I use this?
Dopple-G points to his plastic microwave oven safe egg poacher.
Me: You can't figure that out? You are such a Butt Poacher.
Dopple-G: Butt Bag!
Me: Better. Not bad for such an amateur Butt Cork.
Dopple-G: Butt Door Knob!
Me: Wrong again, Butt Knob. You're being too verbose. Brevity! I know it's hard for a Butt Stick like you but please try.
Dopple-G: Butt Can!
Me: Nope. No good. Butt can is a real word, you can't use it.
Dopple-G: You're making up rules as we go along!
Me: Don't be such a Butt Monkey. You're the one who started playing before I finished explaining the rules.
Dopple-G: You're such a butt munch.
Me: What's a 'munch' supposed to be? I don't see any 'munches' in here.
Dopple-G: I wasn't playing with that one.
Me: Butt Fork.
Dopple-G: Butt Board.
Me: Butt Plate.
Dopple-G: Butt Switch!
Me: Butt Face!
Dopple-G: Butt Head!
The contestants pause and share a look.
Both: Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
Me: Alright, we'll call it a draw.
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I AM CORHOLIO! I come from Lake Titicaca. My people - they have no bunghole....
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!? Are you threatening my BUNGHOLIO?!?!
The Butt game is cool, but not nearly as fun as the faahrt game.
Sheew wee honey, you rotten - I wanna divorce.
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