This is not a political blog for one basic reason. Politics (and specifically politicians) generally disgust me. I do my duty and keep informed. I vote. I'll discuss particular items with interested parties. I'll joke and make fun of them. What I don't do is get involved in battling against the retards and asshats that get off on the partisan bullshit screeds that so pervade the blogoshpere and the Internet at large. I'm making an exception.

Sue is an AOL user and died* in the wool Kucinich vigilante who befouled my comments with a 500 word rant ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!WITHOUT SPACES BETWEEN THE SENTENCES!AND ENDING EVERY SINGLE STATEMENT WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT!IT WAS, ODDLY ENOUGH, IN A REGULAR WEIGHTED FONT!MOST LIKELY BECAUSE SHE IS NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO USE THE [BOLD] TAG!

MY FIRST INCLINATION (oops, let's take that "caps" button off) was to just blacklist this mentally deficient character and be done with it but I decided to draw swords instead for a couple of reasons:

1. Although she's a retard it's quite possible that she is an honestly misguided retard. Too long under the aluminum foil and anybody could be convinced to put the Kucinich gun deep into their oral cavity.


2. I'm pretty strongly against censorship. This was pretty obviously a cut and paste screed so I wouldn't really feel bad about deleting it but there's still the principle of the thing. I was offended by the comment but I certainly wasn't harmed. It was also a reply to a post where I critized Kucinich for his heartless assault against our GIs so it was at least correctly placed.


3. I think that it's important that people who pretend to be a "Sue" be exposed for the idiots that they are, when they make it oh so apparent exactly what idiots they are. I know a bunch of "Sue" types and all of them are bright and lucid. It's painfully honest that whatever this freak is, she isn't a genuine "Sue". If I let this go unpunished I would be doing a disservice to the "Sue"s that are being impersonated.


4. How can I pass up the opportunity to pour out buckets of backloaded vitriol on such a worthy target?

Disclaimer: My political beliefs center around the concept of an elected official performing their job well and doing so within the bounds of the constraints laid upon them. For the President these constraints include little things like the Constitution, the Legislative Branch and the Judicial Branch. As Kucinich has openly stated he has no intention whatsoever of giving even lip service to those three (and others) I have classified him and anybody who supports him as a nuckfut. If you are a Kucinich supporter then you are a nuckfut. Yes, really honest and for true. Therefore, nuckfuts will quite likely be highly offended by reading the contents of the extended entry. I guess it's quite possible that they've already been offended by my words above as well as from being called out as the nuckfuts they are and I should probably have put this disclaimer way up at the top of the post for it to be the most effective. But that's okay - like I really care about offending a bunch of nuckfuts.

The Real Disclaimer: This is a long fisking. I was pissed when I wrote it. Seriously pissed. Over several days. It is not a jocular taking to task of a misguided commenter, it is a furious diatribe against a target of opportunity that has provided me with an outlet to unload months of accumulated pissedoffedness. I did not open a can of whoop-ass here, I tapped a keg. If you love Snooze Button Dreams for my lighthearted quirky humor, anecdotes of life & family and the occasional kooky jack-ass maneuver recorded for posterity then this is seriously not the entry for you. You've been warned.

With that said, let us continue to the extended entry where I fisk this jackass's screed.

I don't see anything wrong with this ad!It is saying that young American's may face the draft if the war keeps going on!

The post that this simpleton disgorged upon was one where I took Kucinich to task for blatantly using fallen soldiers for his partisan hate mongering. The message of this propaganda piece was not anti-draft. It was a combination of "I hate Bush" and "Bush murdered our soldiers". The advert went far, far overboard, to the point of putting up the names of fallen soldiers as the Kucinich screen points were itemized. It was abbhorent at such a basic level that only a complete fuckstick like Sue could see anything positive in it.

WE NEED TO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND BRING THEM HOME NOW!

How can someone have things so incredibly backwards without being a test subject for medical experiments (no offense meant to those who are test subjects for medical experiments)? "Supporting the troops" requires paying attention to that first word in the catchphrase. Support could be things like vocally saying you appreciate them. It could be sending a care package. Most of all it means bearing their cause as your own. Believing that supporting the troops means undermining everything that they are doing is possible only when suffering from a severe case of cranio-rectal infarction.

IF IT WAS WRONG IN GOING TO IRAQ OVER LIES THAT BUSH AND HIS ADMINSTRATION TOLD,THEN IT IS WRONG IN STAYING IN THERE!

Sue must have a bellyache from swallowing all of this tripe. What lies, Sue? Why is it that when you ask for any single example of this that all you get is more yelling or complete fabrications and misquotes? In any case, this particular statement is a non sequitir, it does not follow. IF IT WAS WRONG FOR THE PILOT TO TAKE OFF WITH A HEAD COLD,THEN IT IS WRONG FOR HIM TO KEEP FLYING THE PLANE!

WHAT ABOUT HALLIBURTON MILKING US TAXPAYER'S AND BECKTEL AND OTHER COMPANIES WHO ARE CRONIES WITH BUSH OR PEOPLE IN HIS ADMINSTRATION? WHAT ABOUT WAR PROFITEERING BY HALLIBURTON AND OTHER COMPANIES WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO GET SWEETHEART DEALS, OF SKIES THE LIMIT NO-BID DEALS,IN IRAQ?

Civilian contractors are hired because they provide support services at a lower cost than the armed forces can. It's odd how these moronic rants never actually include any single bit of fact, isn't it? Perhaps it's because they aren't dealing in facts of the real world. Rather, they are in Sue's virtual gulag world where the United States is an evil empire and France is the voice of reason.

WHAT ABOUT OUR POOR TROOPS, FOR GOD'S SAKE,AND INNOCENT IRAQ'S WHO ARE DYING,FOR WHAT? SO HALLIBURTON(CHENEY'S OLD COMPANY)OR BECKTEL CAN GET WEALTHIER OFF THEIR CONTRACTS?

Actually the people who are dying are being killed by terrorists and guerillas of the deposed tyrant's party supported by armed insurgents from other fascist islamic countries. Would you feel better about this if a different company paid the guy throwing hash on the soldiers' trays?

ALL THE WHILE OUR TROOPS ARE OVER THERE BUSH AND SOME REPUBLICAN'S HAS BEEN CUTTING THEIR BENEFITS TOO,INCLUDING DEATH BENEFITS AND ALSO INJURY RELATED HEALTHCARE PLUS CUTTING AID TO MILITARY SCHOOLS FOR THE VERY TROOPS KIDS HE SENDS TO IRAQ!

Your absolute innability to write the English language in anything approaching its proper form is causing me physical pain. It's bad enough that you have to use all capital letters but can't you learn how to use a fucking apostrophe correctly? What a fucksack!

Anyway, the death benefit was increased, not decreased. Injury related healthcare (as well as all healthcare) is still covered 100%. Scholastic closings have nothing to do with Iraq - if you can get your finger out of Kucinich's ass long enough to look at the actual incidents you will see that the schools were closed because they weren't needed. If there is a civilian school system that can do the job, why would you want the government to waste money maintaining a separate entire school?

NOONE IS DENYING THAT SADDAM ISN'T A BAD DICTATOR BUT WE BROUGHT HIM TO POWER,INCLUDING RUMSFIELD BACK IN 80'S SHAKING HIS HAND!

No, actually that was Saddam himself who took power. I hope I can get Rummy to shake my hand. Since that's all it takes to become a totalitarian dictator of my own country I'd be a fool not to! But let me take Litte Miss Brainless' point seriously for a second. It was Rummy's job to shake Saddam's hand. At that point we had normalized relations with Iraq and they were the only check in the area against Khomeini. You remember him, right? Psycho priest, preached a lot about how America was evil and must be destroyed, kill an American and go to heaven, blah blah blah? Yeah, that guy.

REAGAN AND BUSH SR.GAVE HIM THE BIOLOGICAL STUFF HE HAD BACK THEN!

No, actually that was your idols France, Germany and Russia. This is why all of the stuff you saw blow up on CNN was made in those countries you half-wit.

WE DON'T GO TO WAR WITH EVERY BAD DICTATOR IN THE WORLD OR WE WOULD BE IN WARS EVERYWHERE,WHICH IS WHAT BUSH IS HAVING US DOING,PLUS MOST OF THEM UNFORTUNATELY,AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER,THE U.S. HAS BROUGHT THEM TO POWER!

So we should never do anything ever unless we can do everything all the time? How can you even type the crap you type without suddenly yelling out "Oh my sweet Lord, I am a total and compelte moron!" and then finding the nearest hard surface to smash your head into? Since when are Afghanistan and Iraq "everywhere"?

LOOK A NOREIGA FOR EXAMPLE!

Do I have to? He's fugly. We're talking about the same guy, right? The one that Carter supported and Reagan took out?

DID YOU PEOPLE KNOW WE BROUGHT THE TALIBAN TO POWER?WE NEED TO STOP BRINGING THESE PEOPLE TO POWER IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Can you read a single thing from a reputable source? How much absolute bullfuckshit can you regurgitate on command? The Taliban was placed in power by Pakistan when the Soviet withdrawal from Afghanistan left a power vacuum.

WE SUPPOSEDLY WENT TO WAR OVER AN IMMINATE DANAGER TO OUR NATION FROM SADDAM AND HE SUPPOSEDLY HAD TIES WITH ALQUEDA ACCORDING TO BUSH AND OTHERS IN HIS ADMINSTRATION!

Here again we have the deliberate falsity. A plain bald faced lie that has become the rallying cry of lunatics like Sue. Bush specifically said that Iraq was NOT an imminent threat but that if we wait until they become one it will be too late. Of course that mother fucker had ties to Al-qaida**! They had training camps within the borders of Iraq you brainless shit! He hosted top members of the organization! What is your disconnect with reality here?

WHICH THE INTERNET SAID WAS WRONG FROM THE BEGINNING,WHICH WAS OUT BEFORE THE WAR,IF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE WENT TO INTERNET INSTEAD OF NETWORK NEWS AND SAW THEY HAD NO CONNECTION,WHICH BUSH IS ADMITTING NOW THAT SADDAM HAD NO CONNECTION TO ALQUEDA,I.E.HE LIED AND SO DIDN'T HIS ADMINSTRATION!BUSH AND HIS ADMINSTRATION LIED,AMERICANS AND INNOCENT IRAQS DIED AND THAT IS THE TRUTH,WHETHER PEOPLE WANT TO ADMIT IT OR NOT!

Wow, where to start on this gem? "The Internet" is not a single entity. You can find anything you want on the internet. Here, let's try this using your logic: Sue is a complete jackass and she enjoys being both a pedophile and bestialist. Now it's on the internet so it must be true, right? In this case it is true but that is due to Sue's proclivity, not because it is on the internet.

There are documented and proven ties between Alqaeda** and Saddam's regime. Nobody ever claimed that Saddam was running Alkaida** but you moonbats seem to think that those have to be equivalent for some reason.

"SO DIDN'T HIS ADMINISTRATION"? Glad you agree. Dunce.

I don't believe anybody has denied that innocent people have died. Of course the number of innocent people who have died isn't even fraction of a hair of the number of innocent people who were saved from death. Isn't that important to you fuckheads at all? Even the tiniest bit? Ignore your hatred of Bush for just a moment and try to consider just the merits of saving tens of thousands of Iraqi lives, balanced against the loss of some hundreds during the fighting. Isn't the unintended loss of a small amount of lives worth the huge number of lives intentionally saved? Don't you give even the slightest damn about the mass graves of children, people fed through plastic shredders, families gassed in their homes, state sanctioned rapes and murders and all of the other attrocities that have come to light? What is wrong with you at such a fundamental level that you let your base hatreds rule you over even the most basic level of compassion?

THAT IS NOT HATRED BUT LOVE OF OUR TROOPS AND INNOCENT CIVILIANS OF IRAQ!

There is absolutely nothing in or about Dennis Kucinich that means love. Anybody who would attribute that emotion to this man is as fatally dense as he is himself. He has centered his entire campaign on hatred of Bush and rage against the establishment. "Make me the establishment because I hate the establishment and I hate Bush!" Dennis Kucinich is a grade A whackjob, just like Sue.

IT WAS WRONG TO GO IN AND IT IS JUST AS WRONG TO STAY IN!

It was not only right to go in, it was mandated given the facts at hand and even the most rose colored glasses / optimistic view of the future. Regarless of whether it was right or wrong to go in, pulling out now and abandoning Iraq would be the absolute most inhumane and monstrous thing that anybody could possibly do there. We can't even count how many people Saddam killed to stay in power. How many do you think the Baathists would slaughter on their way to reclaiming the throne? You make me sick with your false humanity and your casual cruelty.

IT IS ANOTHER VIETNAM AND IS A QUAMIRE!

Just in case nobody told you yet, the ground war thing has been over for quite a while. We sort of wrapped that up in like a week or so. In case I'm just having a problem working out the dates here, could somebody verify that this is way shorter than the ground war in Vietnam? It's wierd, too, but I could swear from my history classes back in high school that we left Vietnam without winning. Am I wrong here or is Sue just brain dead? Or perhaps she's just not bothering to proofread the "post ready screed" that she pulled from the Kucinich site.

WE NEED TO BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, BRING THEM HOME NOW!

Sue is incapable of original thought to the point where she must repeat the same tired crap over and over. This is something that Stalin was very good at and it's called "The Big Lie". If you repeat the same thing enough, with enough apparent sincerity and perfusion, normally rational people will begin to believe it no matter how blatantly wrong it is. STOP PORTRAYING OUR FIGHTING MEN AND WOMEN AS THE SPINELESS WORMS THAT KUCINICH AND HIS SUPPORTERS ARE!SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, EGG DENNIS! Now that would be supporting the troops.

THERE WAS NO WEAPON'S OF MASS DESCRUCTION!

Was there none's? Okay, let's ignore for the moment that the primary evidence of WMD in Iraq came from the UN weapons inspectors. Let's ignore the actual WMD evidence that has been uncovered so far. Let's assume that there hasn't been a WMD in Iraq in years.

Who the fuck cares? Okay, you've got a madman who controls a country in the area of the world where the terrorist jihad is centered. He uses WMD to kill his neighbors. He uses WMD to kill his citizens. He has known stockpiles of WMD. He says he has them and is ready to use them. He kicks out and refuses to cooperate with the people that the world at large has said must verify the destruction of his WMD. He allows his country to starve and fall into ruin for a decade plus in order to protect his WMD. What in the wild fucking world of sports does it matter if he actually had them or not if every single thing pointed to him having them and being ready to use them including the fucking dictator himself? Damn, Sue. You are one hell of an assnugget.

ELECT DENNIS KUCINICH PRESIDENT,HE WILL BRING OUR TROOPS HOME IN 90 DAYS OF HIM BECOMING PRESIDENT!

You have now confirmed to me that you are a completely unredeamable moron. The depths of your stupidity could not be plumbed with the deep water line. Do you actually believe this yap? I would dearly love to believe that an installation as large as what we have in Iraq could be dismantled and safely removed in orderly fashion in such a time frame but this goes well beyond our actual logistics capability. Or is Dennis just going to give a general order "Last one out of Iraq has to clean the floors" and see what happens?

DO WE WANT OUR TROOPS TO STAY OVER THERE FOR ANOTHER 5-10-15 YEARS?

"Another"? What is this "another"? Before we can be there "another" 5-10-15 years we must first be there for 5-10-15 years straight off. Go buy yourself a clue you bloody cretin.

PLEASE ELECT DENNIS KUCINICH PRESIDENT,SO OUR TROOPS CAN COME HOME IN 90 DAYS!

Can't you at least come up with something new? I've got more vitriol bottled up and nowhere to put it because you keep repeating the same thing, just like your asswipe hero Kucinich. Come on you dullardly simpleton! Bring it!

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS,BRING THEM HOME NOW!

Forget it, then. You are such a useless ignoramus that you can't even serve as a quality target. Try coming up with an original thought and we can play again.

* I used "died" on purpose. I know it's supposed to be "dyed".
** Why can't they just agree on one way to spell this damned thing?

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Phew! I feel better now, how about you?

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.

POINTS: 2 points to the first person to source the title of this post. No searches, please.