The most absolutely amazing thing about this picture of Lovely Wife with Nicki (pup #1) is not the teasing swell of hip, so rounded and shapely that even the big droopy shirt can't hide it. It isn't the seductive "come hither" look in her eye. It isn't that she's lying down with a dog who's exposing his genitals. It's not even the gargantuan size of the graphic due to me not realizing how big it was as I uploaded it and being far too lazy to edit and upload another picture.
No, my friends. The most amazing thing is that Lovely Wife gave me verbal permission to take the photo. That's right. Actual permission. "You can take a picture if you want" will forever be scored upon my forebrain. She even told me where the camera was when i couldn't find it.
This is big, y'all. Is Lovely Wife losing her abject hatred of being photographed? Is she coming to appreciate the camera's lecherous stare?
Or perhaps I should be off to the shed to look for empty pods.
Ahum.....Now I hate it even more because you EXPOSED me!!:-P
Hey, at least I didn't put up any of the nudies. ;-)
Well, I think both photograph subjects look cute and well-rested! :)
Cute picture....Love the sock in the background!
Tiffani, I don't think that's a sock. Looks like a waistband, and you can kinda make out the letters...
A-I-N-E-S.... Haines. oh shit.
Jim didn't have any underwear on while he was taking the photograph!
No wonder LW looks half asleep.
H-A-N-E-S. No "I". :-P
Everybody in my household takes their socks off at any random time throughout the day. You can find them on the couches, the floor, the fireplace, the dog food bowl...you name it. I don't even have a visual recognition factor for them any longer. They are effectively invisible to me.
Regarding underwear, it's far easier to pick out the times that I am wearing a ball control device that the times that I'm not.
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wiggle to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you wear 'em on your shoulder,
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
2 things..
1. IF and that's a big if - Jim was naked where's the cow? I thought she was major part of his sex life.
2. Please God tell me you don't wear tighty whitey's. Jim say it aint so....
Tiffani figured it out. As there's no cow in the picture I am obviously clothed.
I have both tighty-whiteys as well as boxers in the drawer. Depending on the pants worn I'll favor one style over the other. With shorts I'll generally wear whiteys to prevent peek-a-boo effect. Right now I'm in boxers.
How adorable, Jim.
If the spousal unit is authorizing photos in this new fashion, I suggest you call Mulder & Skully... She's been switched!
Rule number 1 of dog photos is any human in a dog photo looks fine as said dog is the focus of the photo.
Now you have to count the days until someone stops LW in the street and starts with "I was on this website the other day..."
She is beautiful (LW, not the dog), but I notice no ring on her finger.....????
That's correct, me. And no, I'm not telling you where it is.
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