Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
January 23, 2004
To the asshole in the Altima on the way in to work this morning:
(Category: True Stories )

The laws of physics still limit the number of vehicles occupying the same space to one single unit so perhaps the next time you swing over a solid white line into the non turning lane without the benefit of a turning signal because heaven forbid you would want to warn other drivers of your impending lunacy and you couldn't be bothered to switch lanes a quarter of a mile back before your lane became the home of left turning commuters you might wish to take a quick peek to be sure there are no other vehicles occupying the location you desire so you can avoid the tires screaching quick brake then foot to the floor acceleration move to cut in front of said space occupying vehicle while flipping the bird manuever that you decided to use today.

Have a nice day,
Jim

PS - I fucked your sister. She's nowhere near as good as your mom, no matter how much your dad disagrees.

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That's because she saves her best effort for me. She only did you cuz she's jealous of mom.

[/her brother, driver of the other car, not me]

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