January 08, 2004
Where did Mr. K go?
(Category:
True Stories
)
We lost a vice president and the alarm and door lock codes have been changed. The alarm code changes when somebody who has it leaves the company. The door code changes when somebody is "evicted from service". This brings us to one of the company maxims here:
The door code is only changed when somebody is fired. If you get here in the morning and the door code doesn't work, it was you.
Anybody have an amusing company maxim to share?
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"No fishing off the company wharf."
Doesn't stop people, though.
Believe it or not, in Company X's Sweden office, it was completely ok-and in fact encouraged-to have a "flirty" environment. This was relayed to me by one of my bosses once I moved over there and wondered about the complete lack of sexual harrassment worries. She said that men and women work better in a flirtatious and charged environment.
which may account for the MASSES of married couples working together at Company X...
Pretty much the same. We have key fobs that are disabled upon termination. They eventually fail and you end up standing in front of the door with it going beep...beep. Inevitably, some asshole comes by. "Been fired? Har, har, har". Inevitably, said asshole gets the finger.
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