Get your minds out of the gutter, people. I'm talking about her interview with Jimmy Fallon on Saturday Night Live.

Jimmy: As we agreed we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these last couple of weeks.

Paris: Thank you Jimmy, I appreciate that.

Jimmy: We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, your family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world.

Paris: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris...

Jimmy: So there's actually a Paris Hilton?

Paris: Yes, there is.

Jimmy: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?

Paris: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel...no matter what you've heard.

Jimmy: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.

Paris: I'm glad you heard that.

Jimmy: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?

Paris: No.

Jimmy: Is it roomy?

Paris: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.

Jimmy: I'm a V.I.P.. I may need to go in the back entrance.

Paris: It doesn't matter who you are, it's not gonna happen.

Jimmy: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events, do they have a ballroom there?

Paris: We do.

Jimmy: Great. I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton.

Paris: I don't think you can.

Jimmy: Really? Because I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half. Two minutes tops.

Paris: Good luck.

(Hat tip to Dopple-G who found it at Buzz Machine)