Seriously. She puts these evil thoughts into my brain and I am powerless to resist.
This travesty is to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of Mary Poppins fame. Yes, it's true. I have molested one of the world's favorite childrens' songs. Broken down, this version is cremasteric reflex it's a scrotomatic clenchin'. I'll sit quietly until the men in the white van get here.
For those who didn't see the comments referenced above, the Cremasteric Reflex is what causes a man's scrotum to contract when his inner thigh is stroked.
Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle me
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle me
Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!
The pleasure that it gives your groin
Is simply beyond mention.
If you do it oft' enough you'll
Release all your tension.
Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin''
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle me
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle meBecause I was a fraid to wank
When I was just a teen,
Me girlfriend gave my thigh a stroke
And showed me something keen.
Then one day I learned the word
For my new favorite trick.
The biggest word you've ever heard
For playing with your dick!Oh! Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!
The pleasure that it gives your groin
Is simply beyond mention.
If you do it oft' enough you'll
Release all your tension.
Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin''
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle me
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle meSo when you're with that special gal,
Or got some time alone,
Just stroke that inner thigh a bit
And watch your scrotum roam.
But better do it carefully
Or it may change your life.
One night I did it with my girl
And now my girl's my wife!
She does Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!
Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!
Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!
Cremastericreflexitsascrotomaticclenchin'!
*groan*
Eeesh.
I can't wait to try this out. Aheh.
I still say technically it's Ryan's fault. "Oh, it has lyric potential." Well, there you go, sir.
Everyone's sick of cliches like "I spit coffee all over my monitor," or "I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face." So tell me: what's an acceptable thing to say if you do, in fact, actually have tears rolling down your face?
How about:
"That gave me an acute case of hysteric lability!"
an acute case of hysteric lability
That'll work.
And hey--should you ever feel like giving us an encore, perhaps something similar could be done with this.
Hmmm...
Polyp alone would be pretty doable. Transverse Rectal Polyp is going to be a challenge. Lemme think on it.
transverse rectal polyp fits nicely in with the chorus of "Smells like teen spirit".
i cant read that long word because i am only 6...
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