I am continuously amazed by the things people search for that get my blog as a match. Let's take a look:

hell on earth cow sex
I am particularly disturbed that this was searched for twice.

german words negger
Sorry, "negger" is not a German word. It is a French word that doesn't translate literally to English. Loosely translated it means: "I would rather have Grandma die when the temperature reaches 85 degrees than spend any of the 20% of my salary that isn't taken in taxes or reserved for my 2 month vacation".

granny s&x
Too easy. Pass.

fantasy rape stories military
You know what they say - submarines go down with 100 men and come up with 50 couples.

"snooze button" translate spanish
Nope. The Snooze works only in Babelfrench. For example, try out "Nous sommes à la maison! Quelle est cette odeur? Où est la grand-mère?"

Eicay varee eisee nardee
Ouyay rentay oollingfay emay.

cheeseburger burger, beverly MA
Cheeseburger burger? You are confused. Surely you meant Bageldonut!

Miami haters
I am particularly pleased that this was searched for twice.

pony tail butt plug
Order yours here.

One final note: I am carefully going to avoid reference to Sportsdom's Greatest Moral Prostitute in the hope that I will eventually have less than 40% of my search traffic generated by people looking for marrow shots of his femur.