Open Scene: Jim and G have just sat down for lunch. G is enjoying a turkey sandwich while Jim has leftover homemade mashed potatos.
Jim: Mmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
G: What is that you're eating?
Jim: Mashed potatos. Leftover from last night. They're heavenly.
G: They're only mashed potatos. You sound like you're having an orgasm in your mouth.
Jim: That's how good they are.
G: No mashed potato is that good.
(Jim gives G a taste of the mashed potatos.)
G: I've had worse but I've had better too. You know what would make them taste even better?
Jim: Cheese.
G: No, not cheese!
Jim: Everything tastes better with cheese.
G: Whatever. I was talking about sour cream.
Jim: Oh, yeah. A dab of sour cream can really be the difference. Lovely Wife usually puts some in but we didn't have any. Hey, you know what else sour cream is good for?
G: Masturbation.
Jim: (Stunned silence)
G: You mean besides that?
Jim: (Continued silence)
G: You caught a visual, didn't you?
Jim: Yeah.
G: Sorry bout that. You going to be okay?
Jim: Yeah.
Close Scene: Sound of one person eating as screen fades to black.
What the hell meds are you on? That is too funny and even though it comes with the SBD header it should still require a liquids/monitor/keyboard interference alert!
It's really only a matter of time before I permeate everyone's way of thinking and orient them to jump to the "Masturbation!" conclusion.
I see that has already happened here.
"Potatoes," Mr. Quayle. Potatoes.
And if I may so snark . . . no. Never mind. I can behave. Really.
Absolutely, everything is better with cheese.
LeeAnn - Amen, sister. Amen.
Ilyka - :-P
H - Honestly, G has been there for years.
Nate - Hmmm...Maybe I'll work up a warning sign for that...
"you mean besides that?" LMAO
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