Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
October 08, 2003
Lunch with G
(Category: Snooze Button Dreams )

Open Scene: Jim and G have just sat down for lunch. G is enjoying a turkey sandwich while Jim has leftover homemade mashed potatos.

Jim: Mmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

G: What is that you're eating?

Jim: Mashed potatos. Leftover from last night. They're heavenly.

G: They're only mashed potatos. You sound like you're having an orgasm in your mouth.

Jim: That's how good they are.

G: No mashed potato is that good.

(Jim gives G a taste of the mashed potatos.)

G: I've had worse but I've had better too. You know what would make them taste even better?

Jim: Cheese.

G: No, not cheese!

Jim: Everything tastes better with cheese.

G: Whatever. I was talking about sour cream.

Jim: Oh, yeah. A dab of sour cream can really be the difference. Lovely Wife usually puts some in but we didn't have any. Hey, you know what else sour cream is good for?

G: Masturbation.

Jim: (Stunned silence)

G: You mean besides that?

Jim: (Continued silence)

G: You caught a visual, didn't you?

Jim: Yeah.

G: Sorry bout that. You going to be okay?

Jim: Yeah.

Close Scene: Sound of one person eating as screen fades to black.

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Comments

What the hell meds are you on? That is too funny and even though it comes with the SBD header it should still require a liquids/monitor/keyboard interference alert!

Posted by: Nate at October 8, 2003 12:36 PM

It's really only a matter of time before I permeate everyone's way of thinking and orient them to jump to the "Masturbation!" conclusion.

I see that has already happened here.

Posted by: H at October 8, 2003 02:16 PM

"Potatoes," Mr. Quayle. Potatoes.

And if I may so snark . . . no. Never mind. I can behave. Really.

Posted by: ilyka at October 8, 2003 04:00 PM

Absolutely, everything is better with cheese.

Posted by: LeeAnn at October 9, 2003 03:09 PM

LeeAnn - Amen, sister. Amen.

Ilyka - :-P

H - Honestly, G has been there for years.

Nate - Hmmm...Maybe I'll work up a warning sign for that...

Posted by: Jim at October 10, 2003 04:08 AM

"you mean besides that?" LMAO

Posted by: Marshall at October 10, 2003 02:02 PM
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