Since Allah has a blog now he is the most accessible deity that I know of. Wouldn't it be great if he would deign to answer some questions that we've all been curious about? Things like:

• If male martyrs get 72 virgins, what do female martyrs get?
• Are there grades of martyrs? Like if some guy blows up prematurely and only catches a couple of kids does he play second fiddle to a guy that takes out a disco?
• On the same line as the previous question, is it better to be a "mastermind" behind an attack or the actual exploder? Do these masterminds accumulate points or something like that? I mean it would suck to organize a dozen successful bombings then slip on a banana peel and wake up dead and without virgins.
• I'm not sure how accurate this is but I remember hearing that the eye of Allah is upon you during the light of day. Is it okay to booze it up after sundown?