Listen close ye lubbers fer I'll not repeat miself fer the likes a you. This Friday that be approachin' be talk like a pirate day and none other. That's right ye scurvy dogs. Four days hence ye'll be hearin' the dulcet tones of the Queen's own English from one corner o' the Blogsea to t'other. An if ye don't, well Captain Smilin' Jim Feathersword 'll have a word or two to say 'bout it!