The things people search for (and apparently find on my blog) continue to amuse and frighten me. Here's the last crop:

• how many fish did the boston tea party kill (Only two but Samuel Adams multiplied them and fed the entire angry mob.)


• rape fantasy (Surprised this didn't also have "highschool football" in the search.)


• Shay's Rebellion lesson plan (No plan is really needed. It's been over for a loooong time. Try one of those "Instant MOB" things - it's the closest you'll get to rebellion these days.)


• female porn stars methods (Screw that. Try "female porn stars addresses".)


• bearded clam synonym (Must. Resist. Too. Many. Female. Readers.)


• interpretation homoerotic dreams (I'm not a psychiatrist but I play one on my blog. Send 'em in, I'll interpret for you.)

UPDATE: I guess I was doing this wrong. H tapped me gently with a clue by four in the comments so this post has been updated to be a lot less dull.