I think I've found a new hobby. Trying to figure out what the hell people are doing looking for the stuff that they are apparently finding on my site. I am a helpful sort though so let's see if I can assist these misguided folk:

habanero peppers sensual feelings
I see where you're going here but even Vegans stop before "relating" to their vegetables in that manner. In any case I would recommend a cucumber over a habanero pepper any day of the week. They are a better fit and have far less incidence of damage. For an idea of the dangers involved with habanero intimacy, read this.

Bacon's Recourse email addresses
Bacon has no recourse. It is food. Dead food. Even if it did have a recourse I doubt it could use email. I mean, have you ever tried to type with bacon? It's terribly difficult.

CARING TIDBITS
Euphamisms ahoy! "I am tantalized by your caring tidbits." "Did you see the tidbits on that chick?"

canadian press jiggling bra
It's not the bra that jiggles, it's the caring tidbits that are concealed within. If you're looking for jiggling Canadian tidbits, try The Canadian Ballet.

"joe theisman, broken leg picture", "joe theisman broken leg video", and "joe theismann leg"
Apparently I'm an expert on Theismann's leg injury now. I'm also the top search engine return for joe theismann the slut whore

Man, I love this stuff.